Chomp Chomp!

You may have noticed that some people don’t chew gum for the sole purpose of getting that minty-fresh taste. Granted, gum served many purposes back in the day – mainly twisting it around your finger or blowing bubbles. But even now that bubble-blowing competitions are a thing of the past for the most part, other…
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Overcoming The Fear Of Children

Being afraid of children is completely normal. Why else would there be a corresponding phobia? No joke, here – paedophobia: a fear of children. Naturally, anyone who has babysat since they were ten or has more nieces and nephews than DVDs wouldn’t understand. However, there are people who haven’t had much exposure to caring for…
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But It BUGS Me!

What does the lady who chooses sniffling over grabbing a tissue, the driver following so close behind you that your car bumpers nearly unite, and the guy who makes your appetite diminish with his disgusting eating habits have in common? They are all a strong annoyance. Unless you’re one of those divine people who seem…
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Letter To Summer

Hey Summer! It has been too long! I just wanted to write a note to say “hi” and tell you that you’re missed. I was heartbroken to see your gig in Fargo was postponed until 2010. I think you could have really lit up the area, but I understand – you probably just needed time.…
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