Silence, Please!

No matter how close you and your roommate may have been, they were still a roommate (i.e. were around when you wish they were absent, didn’t clean the mess which irritated you more and more with each dirty sock on the floor, and drank more of your milk than you did). The thought alone of…
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Gifts That Bring The Wrong Kind Of Tears To Your Eyes

We’re taught at a young age to show appreciation (or at least feign interest) when given a gift. This poses a challenge when you receive wall “art” that you wouldn’t even consider hanging above the rafters in your garage. It’s even more difficult to act enthused about an accessory that resembles something Lady GaGa would…
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Who Says There’s Nowhere To Swim In Fargo?

  July is a hot month. August is hotter. When things heat up, nothing feels more refreshing than jumping into a lake. Unfortunately, this luxury doesn’t exist in close proximity to Fargo-Moorhead unless you’re willing to take your chances against the Red’s notoriously strong current. Thankfully, there are a few alternatives. Here is a list…
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Who Says There’s Nowhere To Swim In Fargo?

July is a hot month. August is hotter. When things heat up, nothing feels more refreshing than jumping into a lake. Unfortunately, this luxury doesn’t exist in close proximity to Fargo-Moorhead unless you’re willing to take your chances against the Red’s notoriously strong current. Thankfully, there are a few alternatives. Here is a list of…
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(not) Very Superstitious!

Superstitions are ridiculous. Somehow, someone’s random (idiotic) thoughts became guidelines for which millions of people obey on a day-to-day basis. Don’t walk under ladders. Stay away from black cats. Watch your back on Friday the 13th. After seeing an ambulance, hold your breath until you see a black dog. Really? I used to think superstition…
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